A Collection of Word-play Humor
CONFUCIUS SAY:
- he who laugh last… all alone
- Man who sneeze without tissues take matters in own hands
- Man who sit on hot stove will rise again
- Man who cut self while shaving, lose face
- Man with hand in pocket feel foolish. Man with hole in pocket feel nuts
- Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse
- Man who pushes piano down mineshaft get tone of A flat miner
- Man who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs
- Man who take sleeping pill and laxative on the same night will wake up in deep sh*t
- He who put face in punch bowl get punch in nose
- Man trapped in brothel get jerked around
- Man who drops watch in toilet has crappy time
- Man who drive like hell, bound to get there
- A constipated man does not give a crap
- never handle nut with greasy hand
- Man who stand on toilet is high on pot
- Girl laid in tomb soon become mummy
- Man who run in front of car get tired
- Man who get kicked in testicles, left holding 'bag'
- Man who fall in vat of molten glass make spectacle of self
- Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird
- Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover
- When chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders.
- If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
- Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
- There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
- There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
- Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris
- Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground.
- Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes
